Title of this photo: “Banana Monarchy” OR “Japan has no decency laws for produce”

Title of this photo: “Banana Monarchy” OR “Japan has no decency laws for produce”

1 month ago on December 14th, 2009 at 9:54 pm | Permalink

As seen outside a petshop and a, um, Christian bookstore in Shinkyogoku, Kyoto.

1 month ago on December 14th, 2009 at 2:49 pm | Permalink
“Oh! Powerful Soda”

“Oh! Powerful Soda”

1 month ago on December 12th, 2009 at 1:52 am | Permalink
狸のボール

Remember the Tanuki suit from Super Mario Bros. 3? Of course you do.
Were you confused about it? Of course you were.
Will reading the following only serve to confuse you a lot more than you anticipated? Well…

Statues of tanuki can be found outside many Japanese temples and restaurants, especially noodle shops. These statues often wear big, cone-shaped hats and carry bottles of sake in one hand, and a promissory note or empty purse in the other hand. Tanuki statues always have large bellies. The statues also usually show humorously large testicles, typically hanging down to the floor or ground, although this feature is sometimes omitted in contemporary sculpture.Wikipedia


Now consider:


Tan-tan-tanuki’s testicles, there isn’t even any wind but still go swing-swing-swing.Japanese Schoolyard Rhyme, translated

狸のボール

Remember the Tanuki suit from Super Mario Bros. 3? Of course you do.
Were you confused about it? Of course you were.
Will reading the following only serve to confuse you a lot more than you anticipated? Well…

Statues of tanuki can be found outside many Japanese temples and restaurants, especially noodle shops. These statues often wear big, cone-shaped hats and carry bottles of sake in one hand, and a promissory note or empty purse in the other hand. Tanuki statues always have large bellies. The statues also usually show humorously large testicles, typically hanging down to the floor or ground, although this feature is sometimes omitted in contemporary sculpture.
Wikipedia

Now consider:

Tan-tan-tanuki’s testicles, there isn’t even any wind but still go swing-swing-swing.Japanese Schoolyard Rhyme, translated
2 months ago on November 30th, 2009 at 9:58 pm | Permalink
Thanksgiving with the Colonel…as Santa…running for public office in Japan.

Thanksgiving with the Colonel…as Santa…running for public office in Japan.

2 months ago on November 26th, 2009 at 11:12 pm | Permalink
Found this gem tucked away in the Cerego bookshelves, between a Java 1.1 book and “High Schools in Japan” circa 1983.

Found this gem tucked away in the Cerego bookshelves, between a Java 1.1 book and “High Schools in Japan” circa 1983.

2 months ago on November 26th, 2009 at 6:12 pm | Permalink
On another note, this is a picture of a toilet with a face.

On another note, this is a picture of a toilet with a face.

3 months ago on November 9th, 2009 at 10:16 pm | Permalink